Month: September 2026

  • Folds and Flowers by Alice

    Folds and Flowers by Alice

    Naively I previously didn’t realise toilet roll could say I love you

    Of course you can write it in a literal sense 

    If that’s your chosen medium for such a message or for a message to be inferred 

    But I was yet to experience such an expression myself

    I have wanted to contribute to this collection since I first learned about it 

    But hadn’t found anything worthy of a submission

    Until I checked into an Airbnb in Oxford. 

    The cleaners had left a toilet roll display that had such care and attention poured into it

    Folds and flowers 

    Such a clear display of love and thought. 

    No toilet roll in the property was safe from declaring its undying love for me 

    Except maybe the sacrificial roll in the cupboard 

    Sat in the corner of the cupboard in the dark on its own

    Used to adorn the new rolls on display for guests 

    Its sheets being regularly ripped off, it had clearly been getting smaller and smaller, stripped back almost to its core

    But then again, perhaps that roll said I love you most of all

    Because it sacrificed itself for the others supporting them to shine

    Selfishly giving itself up to make others more beautiful and to further my enjoyment of the bathrooms 

    Is that true love? 

    Regardless, the shower at the Airbnb was awful though so I don’t think they loved me that much

  • Loo roll that really loves you

    Loo roll that really loves you

    I just got kindly sent these pictures of loo roll that really loves you and thought they needed a blog post of their own. To see pictures of loo roll that loves you but not as much as the loo roll below click here: https://jackeagle.com/loo-roll-that-says-i-love-you/